Monday, 22 November 2010

Tower of London (Not actaully a prison)


Last weekend I went to the Tower of London. Being a bit of a history geek I LOVED IT! I learned so many cool history facts (which I will spare you all from). Our tour guide was really funny. He kept us very entertained and did a great job of explaining everything. Plus we got to see medieval castles and buildings. We also got to see the chapel where Anne Bolin is buried and where they keep the crown jewels.
It’s so much fun being a tourist sometimes. We don’t have buildings this old in America. It was amazing to be standing inside a castle that was built in the 13th century. It’s sort of humbling when you think about it. I mean, is there anything I’m going to leave behind that people are going to pay to see in 800 years?
Also I got to pretend I was a princess so…. (picture below)

Monday, 15 November 2010

Three Blind Mice


Ever since I was in Jr. High I’ve loved Agatha Christie. She’s one of my favorite writers. Well this past Saturday I got the chance to go see the play she wrote called Mousetrap. It’s (of course) a murder mystery and it’s very British. I loved it! The theater we were in was sort of small and very cozy. It also had a really great old time feel to it. The best part about the play is that it’s been running for 59 consecutive years. It’s been around for 12 US presidents and 12 Prime Ministers. That’s insane!  

She was a Daaaaaaaaaay Tripper


Carmen’s mom is visiting and so we rented another car and went on yet another day trip. This time we head out west to a little town called Salisbury. It was a really cute town that was sort of typical English except for two very amazing things. The first is that it’s a cathedral town. And the second is that in this cathedral there is one of only four remaining copies of the Magna Carta.
The cathedral was insanely beautiful. It was massive and breathtaking. For those of you who have read Pillars of the Earth, you can imagine my excitement. I couldn’t stop looking at how intricate everything was. There are literally no words to describe how amazing the church was.
After muddling around the church for a bit we went to the Chapter House. This is where they keep the Magna Carta. I actually got to read the document that basically set the ball rolling on modern western democracy. (Okay not read because it was in Latin but nobody’s fact checking so…) Also in the chapter house they had friezes that depicted the first two books of the Bible. Friezes are carvings in stone that pop out in a 3D manner as opposed to being etched in. They had such incredible details.
After we left the cathedral we set off to try to find Stonehenge. I was in charge of navigation. We had a guidebook with a map of the town so we figured we were all set. Wrong. I’ve come to terms with a few things about roads in the UK. The major thing is that you can be walking on a street called Kings Cross Rd when all of a sudden it’s now called Bishop’s Gate. You didn’t change directions or turn a corner. They just got bored with the name. This I’ve come to accept. What I cannot except is when a map tells me that Queen St and Knight Rd are parallel yet I’ve somehow managed to take a right turn from one onto the other. Needless to say, there may have been some yelling and some swear words. But we figured it out in the end.
Once we were finally on the road to Stonehenge we saw a street sign for the funniest named street I’ve ever heard of. I can’t think about it without laughing. In fact, I’m laughing right now. The name of the street? Fugglestone.
Stonehenge was awesome. You can’t actually go up to the stones because they have it roped off but you can get about fifteen yards away. They’re enormous. It’s insane to think what it took to get them there. One thing we read said that some of the stone come from mountain ranges 250 miles away. That’s insane! It was raining and dreary the entire time but I’m so glad we saw it. Plus the dreariness made me feel a bit like Tess of the D’Urbervilles.
Once we left Stonehenge we set out to find a nice little country pub to have dinner in. We decided to try some back roads in our quest. We didn’t find any open pubs or inns but something even better happened. I drove again. This time in a manual. And I felt vindicated because I know that everyone secretly though it wasn’t as cool when I drove the first time since it was manual.
After driving around a bit more we finally found a pub. It was the cutest thing and all the old men LOVED us. I don’t think they get a lot of tourists so they were really excited to hear our accents. While I was waiting at the bar for a drink one old man told his friend who had just walked in that they had celebrities in their midst and pointed at me. When the new arrival asked me what kind of celebrities we were I told him the really famous kind. They all got a kick out of that. We kept having them stop off at our table to talk to us. They were the cutest old men with the cutest accents.
After our massive day trip where we were very wet a majority of the time, we went home and crawled into bed.

Lost in Translation

Term        The USA           The UK
Pants                     Jeans or trousers                      Underwear
Faucet                   A tap for water                        Doesn’t exist
Lemonade             Lemons, sugar and water         Sprite or 7-up
Fanny                    A bum                                      A lady front bum
First Floor            Ground level                             The 2nd floor
Double fisting        A drink in each hand                A vulgar sexual act
Hob                       Doesn’t exist                           The stove

Birthday surprise **spoiler alert:: It 's driving a car**


Since coming to the UK I’ve been able to check off many-a-thing from my to-do list. However, my favorite by far has been driving. That’s right. I drove. On the right side of the car. On the left side of the road. Impressed? You should be.
My friend Carmen knew that I desperately wanted to drive while I was here so she concocted this fabulous birthday plan to make my wish happen. All I was told was that I would need to devote the entire day to the surprise, I would need my passport, and we had to take a train to the airport but would not be flying. This confused me greatly. I actually thought that we were going to take the Chunnel to Paris for the day. I was very wrong.
When we got to the airport I was led to a shuttle bus where I was instructed to close my eyes and put on my heads phones. Once the bus stopped and I was told I could open my eyes I found that we were outside a Sheridan hotel. It was at this point that I got very confused. I followed my friends into the lobby and was told to wait while Carmen went around the corner. After a few minutes she came back and told me to follow her. As I walked around the corner I saw a desk that had a sign that said Thrifty. Carmen yelled surprise. I still had no idea what was going on. It wasn’t until she told me they rented me a car and that we were driving to Oxford that I finally felt like I’d stepped back from total confusion. I was so shocked and happy that I had to let it process. Because I didn’t actually have a reaction poor Carmen thought I didn’t like it. I set her straight pretty quickly.
A few days before, Carmen had struck up a conversation about driving stick shift. Little did I know, she was trying to feel out home comfortable I was with it. I told her how I hadn’t driven stick since I was 17 and that I would be really nervous if I ever got to drive here. She did the wise thing and changed the car to a manual. After driving around the parking lot for about ten minutes and parking a few times for practice we pulled out onto the open road. Okay actually we pulled across the open road into a McDonald’s parking lot but it was still on the left side.
After our very English lunch at the ‘MACdonald’s, we hit the road. (For real this time). The drive out to Oxford was AMAZING! All the leaves were changing colors and the trees and hills were so beautiful. I was a little nervous at first with being in the driver’s seat but I caught on pretty quickly and did a decent job if I do say so myself.
Once we got to Oxford we parked and began walking around. We found this really cool book store that sold history and religion books. It was tucked away down and stone ally and had shelves of books just stacked up on each other. It smelled wonderfully like old books. After that we went to the store where they sell Alice in Wonderland memorabilia. Apparently, the story was inspired by a stain glass window somewhere in Oxford. After that we went to Christchurch which is one of the colleges of Oxford. It’s also where they filmed a lot of the Harry Potter Great Hall scenes. Unfortunately, we missed the last tour by FIVE minutes. (Don’t be too sad though because we’re going back) After that we just walked around the grounds of Oxford and then went to a bunch of little shops and walked the streets. One of my favorite things was finding a little liquor store and getting to buy local microbrews.
Overall Oxford was beautiful and amazing and makes me wish more than ever that I might still get my Hogwarts letter so I can have dinner just once in the Great Hall.